A slice of my pie

mpregbert:

bouquetofhearts:

mpregbert:

bouquetofhearts:

just imagine how many people want to be you

i dont even want to be me

i feel you

dont touch me

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don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were titties

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

multipack:

justsuckmyduck:

Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what

OH MY GOD

is that seriously the look-alike they hired for her bathroom breaks?? puhleaze they look nothing alike. duh, zooey is wearing white!

(Source: flawlesszooey, via blakfira)

mullingargod:

I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him 

So I opened the door like this

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awildhobbitappears:

awildhobbitappears:

so in french today we were playing a game where we had to describe a profession in french and the other person would have to guess it.
I got a plumber  but I couldn’t think of the french for I love pipes so I thought long and hard and shouted J’ADORE LES PIPES

everyone spent the 20 minutes left of the lesson laughing at me and I don’t know why

update: I shouted ‘I love blowjobs’ omg

(Source: hewasnevermine, via swiftkitty13)