just imagine how many people want to be you
i dont even want to be me
i feel you
dont touch me
don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were titties
is that seriously the look-alike they hired for her bathroom breaks?? puhleaze they look nothing alike. duh, zooey is wearing white!
Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what
OH MY GOD
I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him
So I opened the door like this
so in french today we were playing a game where we had to describe a profession in french and the other person would have to guess it.
I got a plumber but I couldn’t think of the french for I love pipes so I thought long and hard and shouted J’ADORE LES PIPES
everyone spent the 20 minutes left of the lesson laughing at me and I don’t know why
update: I shouted ‘I love blowjobs’ omg