May 2013
ablogwithoutpants:
impalas-wings:
pizz4s:
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
redtourupdates:
Taylor was heard sound-checking “Heart Attack” earlier today.. Maybe we have Demi Lovato as a special guest tonight?
“Oh, I think about the future a lot, that’s when I start to get very confused....”
– Taylor Swift (X)
“Right next door in Oklahoma, they are going through a lot to put it lightly. And...”
– Taylor before Safe & Sound (via redtournews)
Ed Sheeran: That last song you were playing is my favorite. I was swaying backstage.
Taylor Swift: You were swaying? Whoa! You never sway!
Ed Sheeran: Except when I'm drunk.
gallana:
beerito:
rnickey:
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
Watchrightandreal:
Safe and Sound-Austin, TX
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
